Escape to Paradise: Marrakech's Villa Des 3 Golfs Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Marrakech's Villa Des 3 Golfs Awaits! - My Honest & Messy Take
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm back from Marrakech, and I need to tell you about this place. Villa Des 3 Golfs. "Paradise"? Well… let's just say it's got potential. And a whole lotta stuff. Prepare for a rambling, honest, and slightly opinionated dive into my experience, complete with the good, the bad, and the utterly chaotic.
First Impressions (and Accessibility… Gotta Talk About That First!):
Right, so, the Villa. Gorgeous, right? Big, palatial, the whole nine yards. Finding it? That was a bit of an adventure, even with the "airport transfer" they offered (more on that later). GPS couldn’t quite figure it out, and let's just say the driver (bless his heart) had to ask for directions. But finally, we arrived! Let's talk accessibility. Now, I’m not mobility-impaired, so I can't give a comprehensive review on that front. But from what I could see, it seemed like they had some things going for them and also some that needed a bit more work. There was an elevator, which is a HUGE plus. But some of the pathways… well, they might be a bit tricky. Always best to confirm your needs directly before booking. This is especially important, considering all the facilities for disabled guests they say they have. Definitely ask about facilities for disabled guests specifically.
Rooms & Comforts - The All-Important Wi-Fi, Oh Glorious Wi-Fi!
Okay, so the room. The sheer size of it! I went for the slightly-less-expensive option, which wasn’t quite a palace, but dang, it was comfy. Air conditioning? Check. Blackout curtains? THANK GOD. Those Moroccan sunrises are no joke. Wi-Fi [free]? Yes! (And thank the heavens for that. Seriously, I need my Instagram fix). They also had Internet access – wireless, but honestly, I didn’t bother with the LAN because… well, who uses that anymore? Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (did I mention the Wi-Fi? It was pretty good). The extra long bed meant I actually got a decent night’s sleep (a REAL luxury, people!). I also dug the bathrobes, bathroom phone, coffee/tea maker and complimentary tea. The shower, though… a little finicky, if I'm being honest. And the slippers felt like luxury. I did miss the scale, but that's probably a good thing.
Now, the Messy Stuff: My Love-Hate Relationship with the Spa (and Food!)
Alright, let's get REAL. The Spa/sauna… oooh, the spa. First off, getting there felt like wandering through a secret garden of scents and whispers. Massage was on my list and… well, it was good. But it wasn't the earth-shattering, life-altering experience I'd hoped for. The Body scrub was fantastic, though. Seriously, I felt like a brand new person afterwards – maybe that’s why I wanted a Body Scrub. However: the Steamroom, let's just say it needed some TLC. It felt a bit… unloved. And the sauna? I never even tried it. Chicken, maybe.
Speaking of unloved… the food! I really wanted to love the food. They have Restaurants, a Poolside bar, a Snack bar, and a Coffee shop. They also offered Breakfast [buffet] – which was fine… but I was expecting more. International cuisine in restaurant - yes. Asian cuisine in restaurant - yes. The Breakfast takeaway service was ideal for a quick lunch. Coffee/tea in restaurant was okay. I was a little disappointed in the desserts in restaurant. The Happy hour was a welcome addition, but the cocktails… well, let’s just say they were “enthusiastically” made. I did enjoy the bottle of water they gave me. The A la carte in restaurant, while tasty, was pretty expensive. I was expecting better. This is definitely the area that needs the most work. Also, the vegetarian restaurant was okay.
The "Things To Do" - Swimming, Fitness & The Pool With A View!
Okay, let’s talk fun! The Swimming pool [outdoor] was gorgeous. Gorgeous! The Pool with view was a knockout. Seriously, I spent HOURS lounging by the pool, pretending to be a glamorous movie star. The Gym/fitness center… Well, it existed. I bravely attempted to work out once. Let's just say I'm not a gym person. I was more excited about the Foot bath and Sauna.
The Safety & "Hygiene" Situation - My Germaphobe Heart
Look, in these times, safety is everything. I appreciated the effort! Anti-viral cleaning products, Hand sanitizer, and Staff trained in safety protocol. They had a lot going on in this department. They also offered Room sanitization opt-out available, which is a cool flexibility thing. Daily disinfection in common areas and Rooms sanitized between stays gave me peace of mind, The staff were wearing masks, and everyone seemed to be taking it seriously. I was particularly thankful for the Cashless payment service because, let's be honest, who carries cash anymore? I saw the CCTV in common areas. They had a Doctor/nurse on call and a First aid kit, which is always reassuring.
Getting Around & Convenient Services - A Taxi Story!
The Airport transfer was… an adventure. See above. But the Taxi service was pretty reliable. The Car park [on-site] & Car park [free of charge]. I didn't have a car , but nice to know it was there. The Doorman was charming. Concierge? INVALUABLE. Seriously, they sorted out everything from restaurant reservations to finding a decent hairdresser (trust me, you need one). The Laundry service was a lifesaver, and the dry cleaning was pretty good. And, of course, the omnipresent Daily housekeeping. You could always find a Gift/souvenir shop. The Currency exchange was a godsend. They can arrange for Food delivery.
For the Kids… (I didn't have any, but…)
Okay, so they had Family/child friendly stuff. I saw a few kids running around, and they seemed pretty happy! There's a babysitting service and Kids meal. I don't have kids, so… sorry, I can't give you the inside scoop.
The Overall Vibes: Is It Paradise?
So, is the Villa Des 3 Golfs "Paradise?" Mmm, not quite. Maybe "Paradise Adjacent"? It's got the potential, for sure. The setting is beautiful, the rooms are comfortable, and the staff, for the most part, are lovely. But there's definitely room for improvement, especially with the spa, the food, and the overall polish. It's not perfect, it’s a messy, imperfect place… but it makes it that much more endearing.
My Quirky Observations & Honest Opinions…
- The "Proposal Spot": They have this! And I was SO close to using it. But I chickened out. You know…
- The Shrine: Okay, kinda random. But hey, it adds to the charm, right?
- The Elevator: Thank god. Seriously. My legs were grateful.
- The Wi-Fi: I might have said this already, but it was glorious. I watched so many movies!
The Bottom Line
Would I recommend the Villa Des 3 Golfs? Yes, with a few caveats. Go in with realistic expectations. Enjoy the beauty, embrace the imperfections, and prepare to be charmed. It's not flawless, but it's got heart. And that, in the end, is what matters.
My Unabashedly Biased Offer to You (Because Who Doesn't Love a Deal?)
Escape to Marrakech… and Actually Escape!
Tired of the same old routine? Craving a taste of exotic luxury without the usual sterile hotel experience? Then pack your bags, book your flight, and get to Villa Des 3 Golfs!
Here's the deal: Book your stay now and I will provide a detailed list of things you should and shouldn't expect. This way, you're prepared for the beauty and the quirks.
Here's what's included in this package:
- Guaranteed Amazing Views: Each room offers stunning views.
- Free Wi-Fi to Share Those Moments: That's right, you can stay connected and post photos of your vacation.
- A Luxurious Experience: Enjoy the beautiful pool with a view, the spa treatments (the body scrub is amazing!), and the general feeling of being pampered.
- My Honest Advice: I will share my tips
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're heading to Marrakech! And let me tell you, it's not going to be all perfectly-posed Instagram shots and serene yoga poses. This is the real Marrakech, the one with the dust, the chaos, the unexpected stomach rumbles, and the sheer, overwhelming beauty that can knock you sideways. We're staying at Villa des 3 Golfs – fancy pants, I know, thanks to a winning lottery ticket that, let's be honest, I promptly lost the ticket for. But we're in it now, so let's get this glorious, slightly unhinged adventure rolling.
Marrakech Mayhem: A Villa Des 3 Golfs Itinerary (with apologies to the planners)
Day 1: Arrival & A Thousand and One Frustrations (and a Tad Bit of Magic)
- Morning (like, super early): Arrive at Marrakech Menara Airport (RAK). Okay, first thing: Breathe. The airport is a delightful dance of aggressive taxi touts and weary travelers squinting into the desert sun. Negotiate a price (I aimed for roughly 150 dirhams, but let's be real, I probably got hustled). The drive to the Villa? A blur of mopeds, donkeys, and the constant feeling you’re playing a real-life version of Frogger.
- Mid-Morning: Check-in at Villa des 3 Golfs. Gorgeous. Seriously, the pictures don't do it justice. Lush gardens, a massive pool (thank the heavens, because it's already hot!), and the promise of…well, peace. Until…I realized I'd forgotten my phone charger. Cue minor internal meltdown. The villa staff, bless their hearts, managed to find a universal adapter. Crisis averted. For now.
- Afternoon: The Pool. Oh, the Pool. Hours spent melting into the sun, occasionally hauling myself out for a dip. The water is perfect, the silence broken only by the chirping of birds and my own loud sighs of contentment. Side note: I sunburned my nose. Classic.
- Evening: Dinner at the villa. They have a cook; USE HIM. Honestly, tagine is pretty much the perfect food. I’m pretty sure I ate an entire chicken worth of it. Wine flowed freely – perhaps a bit too freely. I'm pretty sure I tried to teach the waiter some very broken Arabic. Embarrassing, but somehow, delightfully, very memorably, Marrakech.
Day 2: Souk Surprises & Djemaa el-Fna Frenzy
- Morning: Trying to get my act together after the wine. Coffee, a desperate glance at the map I almost used and a reluctant acceptance that my "fluent French" is in dire need of a refresher. We brave the souks, the labyrinthine marketplaces. Warning: Souks are a sensory overload. They are the best and worst places on earth. Immediately got lost (surprise!). Found a shop selling Berber carpets and got hopelessly sidetracked. Ended up with a rug I absolutely did NOT need but absolutely HAD to have. The vendor offered me mint tea. He was too good, I couldn't resist.
- Afternoon: Djemaa el-Fna square. Chaos. Absolute, glorious, overwhelming chaos. Cobras swaying to the snake charmers’ flutes (made me shiver, honestly), food stalls belching out delicious smells, storytellers weaving their tales. It’s a beautiful, mad, incredible mess for a long time, but I can’t get over the snake charmers. I got a henna tattoo. Regret quickly set in. (The design was stunning, but my skin is sensitive).
- Evening: Dinner in a rooftop restaurant overlooking the square. The view was astonishing. The food was decent (after the tagine, everything is decent). The energy of the square, however, was electric. I got lost in the throng, danced with a street performer, and almost lost my wallet (thankfully, I didn't!). I swear, I felt connected to something big, something old, something that pulsed directly from the ground.
Day 3: Into the Desert (and Internal Reflections)
- Morning: A camel ride. Yes, really. Silly, touristy, and utterly delightful. Wandering through the serene, golden palm groves, was a moment of pure, unadulterated joy. I even got a photo that looked…authentic! (Ignore the huge grin plastered on my face.) Back at the villa I drank a cup of mint tea
- Afternoon: The pool!! Ah, the pool. Needed to recover from the sun, the sand, the general exertion of, well, existing. Actually, I think I skipped the camel ride. I kind of like just chilling with the pool.
- Evening: Dinner at a fancy restaurant. I had a fantastic dinner, with all the trimmings. We talked about our regrets. We talked about our hopes. We connected. And I, well, I realized I was falling in love with Marrakech.
Day 4: Relaxation, Retail Therapy (and a Little Bit of Drama)
- Morning: Spa day at the villa. This was the point of the whole damn trip. I got a massage, a hammam, and I felt like I'd been reborn.
- Afternoon: Back to the souks (but this time, a more focused approach). I bought a few more things that I didn’t need. I haggled like a pro this time, and got a real sense of accomplishment.
- Evening: Dinner at the villa. The cook had outdone herself. The conversation flowed. But then…drama. A small, petty argument, a moment of frustration, a realization that even paradise can't hide real life. We made up (thankfully), and realized the trip was already the perfect imperfect trip.
Day 5: Farewell (and Promises to Return)
- Morning: One last breakfast at the villa. One last swim. One last sun-drenched moment to soak it all in. Packing. Always a nightmare. Realizing I had packed literally nothing I had planned on.
- Afternoon: The drive back to the airport. The familiar chaos, the familiar heat, the knowledge that I was leaving a piece of my heart behind.
- Evening: Departure. Safe travels. I promise myself I'll return to this city soon, with its dust and chaos and overwhelming beauty. It's rough, it's real, and it's utterly, utterly enchanting. And I wouldn’t have missed it for anything.
Escape to Paradise: Marrakech's Villa Des 3 Golfs Awaits! ...Or Does It? Let's Be Real.
So, is this Villa Des 3 Golfs actually *paradise*? Or is that a marketing ploy? Spill the tea!
What's the deal with the golf? I'm rubbish, like REALLY bad. Will I feel out of place?
The food! Tell me about the food! Is it as good as everyone says?
Are there things to do *besides* golf at Villa Des 3 Golfs? I'm not sure my significant other is quite as obsessed.
What about the Villa itself? Is it as swanky as it looks in the photos?
Alright, the elephants in the room. Were there any downsides? Got any "real talk" for me?
Would you go back? And, if so, when can I book my flight to go with you?
