Manila Condo Heaven: 1BR SM Southmall Gem w/ Netflix & 100mbps!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the swirling chaos of Manila Condo Heaven: 1BR SM Southmall Gem w/ Netflix & 100mbps! – and trust me, it’s a wild ride. Forget polished travel brochures and perfect reviews; we're going for the real, messy, wonderfully imperfect truth. This isn’t just a review; it's a therapy session conducted in a font.
First Impressions: The Arrival (and the Initial Panic)
Let’s be honest, the Philippines can be… intense. Getting anywhere is a logistical puzzle, especially in Manila. So, right off the bat, I was frantically searching “Manila airport transfer, reliable” on my phone. Luckily, the description mentioned Airport transfer. Hallelujah! Because even if it's free, getting there is a battlefield.
Once I arrived, I was greeted by… well, honestly, I can’t remember much. Jet lag had me by the jugular. The Front desk [24-hour] was a godsend. Just a quick, “Where’s the coffee?” and suddenly, I’m being whisked up to my little haven.
The Room: My Netflix Bunker (and the Quest for the Perfect Pillow)
The 1BR setup is perfect. It's a "gem" alright, and not just in the marketing sense. The Air conditioning was blasting, which was immediately fantastic. Air conditioning in public area too, for when I'd be venturing out later. The Wi-Fi [free] was a solid connection, and the 100mbps advertised speed? Actually delivered. I could stream Netflix without buffering, which, let's be real, is a major win when you're battling the existential dread of a new city.
Now, the Blackout curtains are critical. Manila sunshine is not messing around. And the Extra long bed was perfect for sprawling out after a flight, even if I wasn't sure exactly how big it was. The Desk was surprisingly functional; I actually got some work done while there. There was a Laptop workspace, but for a writer, it's all the same. I did wish there was a dedicated writing nook, but hey, I came to relax, not work. It's a comfortable, chill out place.
Minor gripe: The pillows? They always let me down. One of the greatest injustices of staying anywhere for the night!
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (But Improving!)
Facilities for disabled guests are listed, which is encouraging. I also noticed Elevator, so that's a plus for those with mobility concerns. But I can't speak to the overall wheelchair accessibility of the On-site accessible restaurants / lounges. I don't need any, but I had a look around for it on my stay, and it wasn't evident.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe(ish) (And the Sanitizing Ritual)
Okay, this is a big one. The times we live in, right? Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Double check. It made me feel slightly more at ease. There could be a Room sanitization opt-out available, but as a guest who can't stand the smell, I can't say I needed it.
The Hand sanitizer was readily available, which is always a plus. Staff trained in safety protocol is something you kind of hope is true, but thankfully, I didn’t have to test it. Safe dining setup means that I'm not going to accidentally eat anything that wasn't prepared right, and that's all that matters.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Beyond the Instant Noodles? (Or is it?)
Let's be frank: Sometimes the Room service [24-hour] is the only option when you're fighting a language barrier and a serious case of the "hangries." The good news? The restaurants are an option. There was a Coffee/tea in restaurant as well, which you just can't beat. Asian cuisine in restaurant offers a true culinary adventure.
I'm going to be honest, I had one too many bowls of instant noodles. I didn't indulge in the A la carte in restaurant or Buffet in restaurant, but I wish I had been able to.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things (That Make All the Difference)
Cash withdrawal? Thank the travel gods. Laundry service? Essential. Daily housekeeping? A lifesaver (especially after the noodle incident). The Concierge was friendly and helpful, which is always a welcome relief when you're lost in a new city. The Convenience store felt like a 24-hour hug (because, snacks). They had some Essential condiments.
Things to Do: Rest and Relaxation (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pool)
This is where this "condo heaven" really shines. There's a Swimming pool [outdoor], and let me tell you, after a day of navigating the Manila traffic, there's nothing better than a dip in the water. The Pool with view? Forget about it, pure serenity. Because I was there to relax and just enjoy myself, and that's what I did. My experience was a 10/10. It was really nice.
There is also a Fitness center and Gym/fitness, which I bravely ignored. I did not try the Spa, Sauna, Steamroom, or Massage, but hey, maybe next time.
For the Kids: Family Adventure? (Or, Just an Easy Break for the Parents?)
While I don't have any kids, the Family/child friendly tag is a plus. There are Kids facilities, and if you're traveling with children, that's a HUGE advantage.
Getting Around: Escape the City (Or, How to Not Get Exploited by a Taxi)
Airport transfer. Car park [free of charge]. Taxi service. All essential. Negotiating traffic in Manila is a sport, so having a reliable way to get around is key. The Car park [on-site] is available, and I'm sure it's useful, but I never used it. I used Taxi service as much as I could.
The Verdict: Is This Really Heaven? (Spoiler: Probably Not, But It's Pretty Damn Good)
Look, Manila isn't exactly paradise. But for the price point and the amenities, Manila Condo Heaven is a great choice. This isn't a super-luxury hotel, but it's comfortable, convenient, and (most importantly) clean. The Netflix and 100mbps speed would keep me in the place. You can just have a good time. Especially at a time like this. I would stay here again if it came to it.
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- Cozy Comfort: Relax in a beautifully appointed 1-bedroom condo, perfect for couples or solo travelers.
- Prime Location: Situated in a prime location with easy access to SM Southmall.
- Relax and Rejuvenate: Take a dip in the outdoor pool, and unwind after a day of exploring.
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Uncover Marrakech's Hidden Gem: Tigmi's Secret Revealed!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile itinerary. This is me, about to embark on a Manila adventure from my lovely 1BR Condo at SM Southmall, and let me tell you, things are gonna get real. This isn't just about ticking boxes; it's about smelling the halo-halo on the street corner, dodging rogue Jeepneys, and maybe, just maybe, finding a decent karaoke bar.
The "Let's Get This Bread (and Filipino Food)" Itinerary - Manila Mayhem Edition:
Day 1: Arrival and SM Southmall Sweetness (and the Internet, God Bless 100mbps!)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Not a good morning. Jet lag is a beast. Ugh. Coffee. Strong coffee. From the little coffee machine I have at the condo. Bless this place.
- 7:30 AM: Check the internet. 100mbps – glorious! Netflix, Disney+, the whole shebang. Maybe spend an hour watching something familiar to ease into things. Thinking Parks and Rec. Always a good choice.
- 8:30 AM: Realize I haven't eaten. Panic. Remember there's a Jollibee right outside. Decide to embrace the local experience and get myself some Chickenjoy and peach mango pie. I mean, it’s a rite of passage, right?
- 9:30 AM: Back to the condo. Shower. Contemplate the meaning of life while looking at the Manila skyline. Notice the smog. Not pretty, but somehow… honest?
- 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Explore the SM Southmall. It's a sprawling behemoth. Get lost. Browse. Wonder if I really need another pair of sandals. (Probably).
- 12:00 PM - 1:30 PM: Lunch at a local karinderya (small eatery). Okay, this is where the real adventure starts. I had adobo (so good – and cheap!), and I tried to order in Tagalog. Failed miserably. But the lady smiled, so I'll take it.
- 1:30 PM - 3:00 PM: Nap time. The sheer exhaustion of navigating a new city hits you like a ton of bricks. It’s always the humidity.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Re-emerge from the condo. Seek out a massage parlor. Because, vacation. I hear the Filipino massages are magical.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Back to the condo. Regret the massage. Not the massage itself but the fact that I did not tip enough.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at a nearby restaurant. Try the sisig. It's… intense. But good. Really good. And washing it down with a San Miguel is essential.
- 8:00 PM - ???: Watch a movie on Netflix while contemplating how long it'll take to adjust to the time difference. Probably until I go home. Stumble into bed. Dream of… well, probably more food.
Day 2: Intramuros and the Ghosts of Manila
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Actually feeling human! The coffee is kicking in.
- 9:00 AM: Take a Grab car (thank goodness for Grab!) to Intramuros, the walled city. The history nerd in me is thrilled.
- 9:30 AM - 1:00 PM: Explore Intramuros. Ride a bamboo bike (the kalesa looked too touristy, plus, I like the exercise). Wander through the ancient churches, marvel at the architecture, and try to imagine what life was like hundreds of years ago. The heat is oppressive. I am drenched in sweat.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch at a restaurant inside Intramuros. Embrace the history, pay the tourist prices. Try paella. Delicious. And overpriced. But hey, it's the experience, right?
- 2:00 PM - 3:30 PM: Okay, let's be honest. I started feeling kind of creeped out wandering through the ruins. It's beautiful, but there’s a definite sense of… echoes of the past. Like I'm being watched. Seriously, I kept thinking I saw figures out of the corner of my eye. Maybe it's the jet lag. Maybe it's the ghosts. Maybe it's just the sun. I decide a cold drink is in order.
- 3:30 PM - 4:30 PM: Find a cute little cafe in Intramuros and order a halo-halo. It's a perfect antidote to the heat and the creepy historical vibes. Sit and people-watch. Observe the locals and tourists and wonder if I'm blending in at all. (Spoiler alert: Probably not).
- 4:30 PM - 6:00 PM: Head back to the condo. More Netflix. More relaxation. I think I will order Pizza.
- 6:00 PM – 7:00 PM: Order Pizza.
- 7:00 PM - Late, Late, Late: Consider going out for karaoke. But then I think, "No. It's too early." Then… "Maybe? But the karaoke bars here are super lively. This would be a cultural experience!" The internal debate rages. Then, a sudden, overwhelming wave of exhaustion hits. No karaoke tonight. Just… sleep.
Day 3: Market Mayhem and Culinary Adventures
- 9:00 AM: Ugh. So tired. Coffee.
- 10:00 AM: Brave the local market. I love markets. The sights, the smells, the chaos – it's all part of the immersion. I'm hoping not to get hopelessly lost.
- 10:30 AM - 1:00 PM: Ok, the market is intense. So many smells. So much noise. I try to buy some fruit, realize I don't know any Tagalog beyond "Salamat po" and get hopelessly outmaneuvered by the vendors. End up with a giant mango that looks a bit…questionable. I buy it anyway. Live a little!
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch: Find a street food vendor. I'm thinking I'll try some kwek kwek (deep-fried quail eggs). Is this smart? Probably not. Worth it? Absolutely.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Back to the condo. Read a book. Take a nap. Contemplate the mango.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Cooking class! Find a local cooking class. I am determined to master the art of adobo and sinigang. I am thinking I’ve never had such flavorful food.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Eat my culinary creations. Pat myself on the back.
- 8:00 PM - ??: Karaoke? Yes! I am ready to sing! Or to be laughed at. Either way, tonight's the night. Find a bar, belt out some ridiculous tunes, embrace the awkwardness, and hope I don't butcher the language too badly. I figure, if I'm going to embarrass myself, I might as well do it with a microphone in hand and a room full of Filipinos. Wish me luck.
Day 4: The "Everything's Possible… Maybe" Edition
- 8:00 AM: The fog of sleep has finally lifted. Feeling surprisingly energetic, considering the karaoke performance last night (it was, admittedly, a disaster, but I laughed a lot).
- 9:00 AM: Decide to ditch the planned itinerary. Spontaneity is the name of the game today. Maybe a day trip outside of Manila? To the beaches? The mountains?
- 9:30 AM - 11:00 AM: Research. The internet is a lifesaver! Deciding on a waterfall!
- 11:00AM - 12:00PM: Pack my bag. Get ready. Eat some random leftovers in the fridge.
- 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Get a Grab. Head to the bus station.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Bus ride. The scenery is beautiful. The air is fresh. I feel…free!
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Hike to the waterfalls. Soaking up the beauty. This is exactly what I needed. The adventure is thrilling.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Snack and some coffee, after, and getting back on the bus to Manila.
- 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Head back to the condo. More
Manila Condo Heaven: 1BR SM Southmall Gem - You Ask, I (Ramblingly) Answer
Okay, First Things First: Is This Place Actually Heaven? Or is it Just... a Condo?
Alright, let's be brutally honest. Heaven? Nah. More like... Weekend Escape Heaven. Or, "Escape the Laundry Pile" Heaven. It's a 1BR condo. In the Philippines. But, and this is a BIG but, it's got some serious perks. Think of it like this: if actual Heaven has Wi-Fi, this is the closest thing you're getting in the real world.
I rented it because I desperately *needed* a break from my tiny, perpetually-slightly-damp apartment downtown. Seriously, the damp was starting to grow its *own* ecosystem in my closet. This place… it was clean. Fresh. And the air con? God, the air con was a godsend after the daily Manila humidity assault. So, not actual pearly gates, but a darn good substitute for a frazzled soul.
Tell Me About the Netflix Situation. Is it Legit? Are We Talking Good Vibes?
Netflix. Ah, the siren song of modern living. And yes, it's legit. Actually, it's *glorious*. I binge-watched an entire season of something I'm now too embarrassed to admit (it involved a lot of sparkly vampires and questionable plot twists). It worked flawlessly. No buffering. No pixelated faces. Just pure, unadulterated streaming bliss.
The best part? After a truly awful day of traffic on the way there (more on that later, trust me), collapsing on that couch, grabbing a San Miguel (because, Philippines) and losing myself in a poorly-written romantic comedy... pure therapy. *Especially* after the damp closet incident.
100mbps Internet? Does it Actually *Feel* Fast? Because Promises, Promises...
Okay, so 100mbps. This is where I get all geeky. Yes. It felt *insanely* fast. I actually ran a speed test, just to be sure (because, again, trust issues from my usual internet provider). And… it delivered. Downloads were practically instantaneous. Video calls were crystal clear. I even managed to (successfully, I might add) download a massive game on Steam.
There's nothing worse than a slow internet connection when you're trying to escape. It's like being trapped in digital molasses. This? This was the digital equivalent of a Ferrari. I seriously considered staying there *just* to download stuff. That's how good it was.
SM Southmall... How's the Location? Is it... Convenient? Or a Total Headache?
Alright, so SM Southmall. Let's tackle the elephant in the room: Traffic. Oh, the traffic. Coming *in* to the area… that was a crawl. A slow, soul-crushing crawl. I think I aged five years just sitting in that gridlock. Seriously, I read three chapters of a book and contemplated calling a psychic to see how much longer it would last.
BUT (and it's a big but), *once you're there*, the convenience is unreal. SM Southmall is right there! Food, shops, everything. You literally could stumble out of bed, walk five minutes (or, in my case, crawl because I was late) and be surrounded by food courts and retail therapy. The trade-off? You pay for the convenience, but you get it. Was it worth the hellish commute in? Absolutely. Because, priorities. And pizza.
What's the Vibe of the Condo Itself? Is it Clean? Modern? Or a Bit... Dingy?
The condo was surprisingly good. Seriously. I was expecting… well, let's just say my expectations were low (thanks, past experiences!). But this place was clean. Really, genuinely clean. The decor wasn't… cutting-edge minimalist, but it was pleasant, functional, and, crucially, everything *worked*. The bed was comfy. The shower had good water pressure (a HUGE plus in the Philippines).
It felt… homey. Not like a sterile hotel room, but a proper, comfortable space to unwind. The little touches made a difference – well-stocked kitchen. Really, the only thing that wasn't perfect was... my own slightly frantic packing, because you know, always leaving things to the last minute. And finding my keys… which I thought I had lost, but just ended up in my pocket after ten minutes of pure panic.
Was There Anything You *Didn't* Like? Any Quirks or Annoyances We Should Be Aware Of?
Okay, okay, gotta be honest here. There were a few minor things. The noise from the hallway sometimes – you could hear people coming and going. It wasn't a constant, loud annoyance, but if you're super sensitive to sound, bring earplugs. Also, the parking situation… could be a bit of a hassle. It wasn’t terrible, but it wasn't exactly effortless.
And hey, I kinda wish there had been a balcony. Just to be able to step outside and breathe in some… well, I don’t know what you'd be breathing, but still, fresh air is always nice. But really, these are minor quibbles. Overall, those little things didn't come close to spoiling the experience. Not even a little bit.
Would You Recommend This Place? And More Importantly, Would *You* Go Back?
Absolutely, without a doubt, yes. I would 100% recommend this place. If you need a short break, a weekend escape, or just a place to avoid the damp… book it. Right now! Before I do, and snatch it up for myself.
And me? Would I go back? Let me put it this way: I'm already checking my calendar. Seriously. I'm already mentally calculating when I can tolerate the horrendous traffic again, just to have another slice of that Netflix-fueled, high-speed internet, clean-condo goodnessRest Nest Hotels
