Hammond, IN's BEST Home2 Suites: Unbeatable Rates & Amenities!
Hammond's Home2 Suites: My Honest (and Slightly Dramatic) Take!
Okay, listen up, fellow travelers! We're talking Hammond, Indiana. Yes, that Hammond. And yes, I, the seasoned (read: slightly jaded) hotel reviewer, have braved its streets and emerged victorious, mostly thanks to the Home2 Suites. This isn't your stuffy, cookie-cutter hotel review. This is real talk, folks. Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, because let's be real, nobody likes a perfect review.
First Impressions: Accessibility & Safety – Seriously, They Thought of Everything (Mostly!)
Let's get the practical bits out of the way. Accessibility? They've got it. Wheelchair? Elevator? Easy peasy. Hallways wide enough to swing a cat (though I wouldn't recommend it). Safety? They're practically Fort Knox. CCTV everywhere - inside, outside, probably watching me eat that late-night bag of chips in my room. Fire extinguishers galore. Feeling secure? Yeah, I did. Kudos on the 24-hour security, too. The "Safety/security feature" checklist is long, and it made me feel like I could actually relax.
Cleanliness, Cleanliness, Cleanliness! (And a Tiny, Tiny Grumble)
Here's where Home2 Suites REALLY shines: Cleanliness. Seriously. My inner germaphobe (yes, I have one) was practically doing cartwheels. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection, and rooms sanitized between stays? YES! It felt genuinely clean, not just the "surface clean" you sometimes get. Even the hand sanitizer dispensers were strategically placed. They’re also rockstars with room sanitization opt-out, which I loved as I'm not a fan of feeling like I'm in a hospital.
Now, a tiny (and I mean TINY) grumble: I’m not sure if I saw the "sterilizing equipment" in action, but the overall effect was so positive, I didn't even care. They certainly earned the "Hygiene certification" sticker.
The Amenities: A Whirlwind of Choices (and a Few Misses)
Okay, buckle up, because here's where things get interesting. They have a ton of amenities.
Internet Access & Wi-Fi: You're Connected! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Check. Actually good Wi-Fi? DOUBLE CHECK! I streamed a movie without any buffering! And the "Laptop workspace" and "Desk" made working a pleasure.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: The Good, the Meh, and the "I Need a Snack NOW!"
- Breakfast [buffet]? Yes! A pretty decent one, actually. Asian, Western, it's all there. The coffee wasn't life-changing, but the options were good.
- Snack bar: Crucial. Essential. Life-saving. Especially after a long day.
- Room service [24-hour]? Nope. Big negative. (I had a late-night craving for pizza and there was nothing I could do. Sigh.)
- Poolside bar: Wait, there isn't one? HUGE missed opportunity.
- Restaurants: There are a few around, but they aren't on-site.
Relaxation & Wellness: A Mixed Bag
- Swimming pool [outdoor]? Yup! And it looked inviting. Pool with view? Sadly, no. It looked… like a pool. Still nice, though.
- Fitness center: They have one. I didn't use it. (Judge me. I deserve it.)
- Spa, Sauna, Steamroom? Nope. Not here. This is not that kind of Home2 Suits.
- Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath? Nope, nope, and even more nope. So, no spa. Bummer.
For the Kids (and the Kid in You!)
- Family/child friendly? Definitely. Home2 Suites just feels welcoming to families.
- Babysitting service? Nope, but I didn't expect it, so no big deal.
Services and Conveniences: They Got the Essentials!
Daily housekeeping was perfect.
Laundry service was a lifesaver.
Elevator: Crucial.
Car park [free of charge]: Thank goodness.
Concierge: I didn't see one, but they had other things that made up for it
Contactless check-in/out: Amazing.
Food delivery: Awesome.
Essential condiments: Yes! In the coffee shop.
And an extra little perk? - "Facilities for disabled guests."
Rooms: Clean, Comfortable, and Cozy (With a Few Quirks)
- Air conditioning? Absolutely essential.
- Blackout curtains? YES! Slept like a baby.
- Coffee/tea maker & Complimentary tea? Another win.
- Refrigerator & Microwave? Always a bonus.
- Wi-Fi [free] I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again. Gloriously free and reliable.
- "Additional toilet": Seriously considering it.
- Bathroom phone Hmmm, kinda retro.
- Desk: Essential for actually working… or pretending you're working.
The "Meh" Zone:
- Internet access – LAN & Internet access – wireless.
- Room decorations
- Room sanitization opt-out available
- Car power charging station
- Couple's room
What Really Matters (and Why You Should Book)
Look, the Home2 Suites in Hammond isn't a luxury resort. It's a damn good hotel. It's clean, safe, comfortable, and surprisingly well-equipped. The free Wi-Fi is a game-changer. The staff was friendly and helpful. For an affordable stay, it gives you the most bang for your buck.
The Emotional Verdict:
I walked in with a touch of skepticism and walked out feeling genuinely relaxed and refreshed. It might not be perfect, but it's a solid choice.
My Unabashed Recommendation:
Book it. Seriously. You'll be glad you did. It's a comfortable, reliable choice.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. We're going to Home2 Suites by Hilton in Hammond, Indiana. And trust me, it's going be a rollercoaster… of, well, mild entertainment, probably. But hey, we'll try! My expectations are low, and frankly, that’s kind of exciting.
Day 1: Arrival, Mild Panic, and the Promise of Gas Station Sushi (Maybe Not)
14:00 (ish) - Arrival & Check-In at Home2 Suites, Hammond: Alright, let’s be honest, I'm already running late. Traffic was a beast, and I swore I saw a squirrel give me the finger. The reception area… well, it is a lobby. Slick, clean lines, the standard Hilton-esque blah blah. The woman behind the desk is… pleasant. She smiles. I don't trust it, but I smile back. Getting the room key. Success! I feel like I conquered Everest. The room better not smell like bleach or sadness.
14:30 - Room Inspection and Mild Disappointment: Okay, the room. It's… fine. That's the most enthusiastic I can get right now. Clean, yes. Spacious, kinda? The view… let’s just say it's a panoramic vista of a parking lot. And I swear that was exactly the same generic art print they have in every single Home2 Suites in the world. Sigh. I need a snack. And maybe a stiff drink. (Spoiler alert: I forgot the booze.)
15:00 - The Quest for Sustenance (and Potentially Questionable Sushi): Alright, food. This is where things get REAL. I'm starving. There’s a gas station down the street that claims to have sushi… I'm wildly tempted. My lizard brain is saying, "Sushi! Adventure!" My adult brain is screaming, "Salmonella! Run!" I'm torn. Maybe I'll settle for a bag of chips and some questionable coffee from the lobby.
16:00 (ish) - The Pool Situation: The website promised an indoor pool. My inner child is cautiously optimistic. The reality? It's… a pool. It's chlorine-y. There are a surprisingly large number of children in various states of undress. I take a deep breath, and I decide that perhaps I'll just go back to my room. I've learned to embrace imperfection. And let’s be honest, the thought of wrestling a pool noodle from a screaming toddler holds zero appeal.
17:00 - The "Free" Breakfast Prep (and the Questionable Coffee) : The brochure promised "free hot breakfast!" Which, in hotel speak, means "a lukewarm sausage patty and some rubbery eggs." I’m trying to prepare for it. I’m going to need a coffee. But… the coffee… I make my way the the kitchen with the hopes of getting a decent coffee, only to find what I could describe as a dark, and bitter sludgy water. I don’t want to waste my energy on an uphill battle today.
18:00 - Dinner… and Existential Dread (Maybe): Okay, dinner. I'm thinking, "What can I find close by?" Something local? Something that doesn't involve a chain restaurant? Reviews are sketchy. Choices are… slim. Maybe I’ll just order room service and spend the evening staring into the abyss of the TV. I’m not even kidding. This isn’t a criticism, but just a honest assessment of my mental state.
Day 2: Exploration (Maybe), Laundry (Definitely), and a Desperate Plea for Entertainment
07:00 - "Free" Breakfast Debacle: Okay, I’m going. I’m heading to the free breakfast. I’m armed with low expectations and a flask of… water… Seriously, the coffee is STILL terrible. The sausage patty IS lukewarm. The eggs… are… somehow both rubbery and watery. I grab a piece of toast. I feel a slight twinge of sadness for the poor souls who have to make this breakfast every day. I would rather eat a pile of rocks.
08:00 - The Great Laundry Adventure: Okay, I need to do laundry. The hotel has a guest laundry? Amazing! Finding the laundry room. Success! The machine takes my quarters. No problem! Then… the machine eats my quarters. It claims to be working but there is no water. This is a metaphor for my life, I think. I try another one. Same result. Okay. Deep breaths. I go to the front desk. They look at me with a mixture of pity and annoyance. They get me a refund. I have to go do laundry at a laundromat.
09:30 (ish) - The Hammond Tourist Trap (Maybe): I looked this up on Google. There are no tourist traps. I guess. I’m thinking about driving around. Maybe. Honestly, the thought of getting back in the car is exhausting. I hate tourism. I’d rather just read a book in the room. (Which I eventually do.)
14:00 - Pool revisit: I went to the pool. It was the same.
16:00 - Snack Time!: The snack machine is not working. There is no life in me.
18:00 - Dinner, Part Deux & the Epilogue (Perhaps): Fine, room service again. My standards have plummeted so low they’re practically underground. I’m just going to enjoy the silence of my room, and maybe watch some truly terrible television. I will probably not remember a single thing about this trip in a week. And honestly, that’s probably for the best.
20:00 - Sleep, Repeat, and the Sweet Release of Departure: Just… sleep. Maybe I dream of gas station sushi. Or maybe I dream of literally anything else. Goodnight, Hammond. You've been… an experience. I leave early. I don’t say goodbye. I just drive. And I never look back.
Alright, Alright, Alright... About the Home2 Suites in Hammond, Indiana. (Prepare for a Rollercoaster)
Let's be real, finding a good hotel is like finding a parking spot on a Saturday at IKEA. Stressful. But this Home2 Suites in Hammond? It's complicated. Let's dive into this beast… with my unfiltered thoughts, of course.
So, are these "Unbeatable Rates" ACTUALLY unbeatable? Because my wallet cries a lot.
Okay, truth time. "Unbeatable" is a bold claim. I've found prices fluctuate *wildly* depending on the season, day of the week, and whether or not there's a... I don't know, a monster truck rally in town? (Anything's possible in Hammond, honestly). I *have* snagged some genuinely fantastic deals there, especially during off-peak times. Like, "score! I can actually *afford* a king-sized bed for a night!" deals. But other times? Well, let's just say I’ve seen better rates at a Motel 6 in a zombie apocalypse (and possibly gotten a *slightly* better shower). My advice? DO YOUR RESEARCH. Check different booking sites. Play the comparison game. Then, cross your fingers and hope for the best. And maybe pack some ramen just in case (you know, for emergency budget situations).
What about the "Amenities"? Are we talking basic hotel stuff, or something more exciting? Because I'm easily impressed by a free coffee machine.
Okay, the amenities... that's where things get interesting. The free breakfast? Hit or miss. Sometimes it’s a glorious spread of waffles, fruit, and even the occasional (shockingly good) scrambled egg. Other times? Let’s just say the words "continental breakfast" are a euphemism for "slightly stale pastries and a sadness-inducing orange juice dispenser." But! They *do* have a pool. Which, on a scorching Indiana summer day… bliss! Just be prepared for the occasional screaming child (it *is* kid-friendly, after all) and the distinct chlorine smell of… well, a pool. The gym? It's there! I *think* I saw a treadmill once. But honestly, after a long drive, my "workout" is usually walking from the bed to the fridge. And the little "home office" area in the suite? Useful if you *actually* work from your hotel room. Which I never do. I'm more of a "binge-watch Netflix in my pajamas" kind of traveler.
The Suites themselves... are they actually *nice*? I'm not looking for the Ritz, but I'm also not trying to sleep in a dungeon.
Suites themselves are generally good. They’re clean, relatively modern, and the layout is actually quite functional. The kitchenettes are a nice touch, especially if you're traveling with kids (or just, you know, want to avoid overpriced takeout). The beds are, *usually*, comfortable – I’ve never had a truly awful experience with the mattresses. The decor is... well, it's hotel decor. Neutral tones, generic artwork. Don’t expect to be blown away by the interior design, but hey, it’s functional. And, and this is a big "and," it's CLEAN. Thank goodness. (I'm a germaphobe, okay?). I've stayed in some seriously sketchy places, and the Home2 Suites in Hammond usually feels… well, *safe*. And in a hotel? That's a huge win.
Okay, let's talk location. Is it in a convenient spot or am I going to be driving around in circles for an hour?
The location is… well, it’s Hammond. Near the highway, close to restaurants, and a short drive to… well, *things*. Seriously, I have no idea how to answer this question without sounding overly critical. Let me put it this way: It's not *remote*. You're not going to be stranded. You can access major roads and are easy to get into and out of. You can get to Chicago within the hour. Again, the location is functional. It's not like it's nestled in a charming, picturesque village, but it's also not in the heart of a complete industrial wasteland. (Though, let's be real, some parts of Hammond *do* feel a bit… industrial). So, yeah, it’s fine. Not a dealbreaker, not a highlight. Just… functional. And conveniently located near a gas station for those late-night snack runs.
Is there anything that I HATED? Be honest, dammit!
Alright, alright. Okay. Here's the *truth*. One time, I had a *nightmare* experience. It wasn't even the hotel's fault, per se. It was the *people*. I'm here to tell you about it, now: The first night was fine. Whatever. But then! Oh, then… the *noise*. The. Noise. It was coming from the room next door, which might as well have been *in* my room. I heard every single… um… *activity* from the couple next door. Let's just say it involved a lot of laughing, thumping, and… other things. (Seriously, are hotel walls made of paper mache?). It was a *long* night. I considered banging on the wall but chickened out. I considered calling the front desk but… well, that's awkward. So, I just lay there, staring at the ceiling, and *cringing*. The next morning, I could barely make eye contact with the couple in the hallway. It was mortifying! This is by far the worst, not the hotel's fault, but it's an experience I'll never forget. So, yeah. No matter how good the breakfast is next time, I'm packing earplugs. And maybe a noise-cancelling mask. And a tiny, tiny, tiny bit of self-respect, I guess.
Would you stay there again? Give me the bottom line.
Honestly? Yeah. I probably would. It's not my *dream* hotel, but look, it's a reliable option. If I need a place to crash in Hammond and the price is right, I'm in. I'll pack my earplugs, brace myself for the breakfast roulette, and hope for the best. It's a solid choice. It’s not perfect. Far from it. But it’s… well, it's better than the alternative, *especially* at 3 AM when you just need a good night's sleep before a long drive. Just remember: Read those reviews, compare prices, and bring your own coffee. And a little bit of hope. Mostly hope.
