Uncover Wuzhen's Hidden Gem: Rezen Select Hotel Shangjin Review!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This is gonna be a real review of [Hypothetical Hotel Name] – not some sanitized corporate brochure. I'm going to dissect this place from soup to nuts, and trust me, I'm a finicky eater. Let's get into it, shall we?
Overall Vibe: Let's Just Say It’s…Trying.
First impressions? Well, the lobby looked impressive. Marble floors, giant chandelier…the works. Felt a little cold, though, like a particularly posh museum exhibit. Honestly, the vibe screamed "sterile efficiency" which isn't always a bad thing, especially if you’re germaphobe like I am. shudders (But more on that later.)
Accessibility: Pretty Solid Attempt!
Okay, huge bonus points for attempting to be accessible. From what I saw, (and I'm always looking, even though I don’t need it) it seemed like they'd put some serious thought into wheelchair accessibility. Elevators? Check. Ramps? Check. Now, whether the landscaping was fully smooth, I couldn't thoroughly gauge, so I can't give a definitive thumbs up. But it felt promising.
On-Site Restaurants/Lounges: A Mixed Bag, To Be Honest
- Restaurants: There were, supposedly, several. The Italian place got rave reviews. The Asian one… less so. (I'm a sucker for decent dim sum, and well, the reviews turned me off. Maybe next time).
- Poolside Bar: I spent a LOT of time there. Poolside bars are my happy place. The drinks were decent, service a bit slow during peak hours but with an AMAZING view.
- Coffee Shop: Fine. Standard. Nothing to write home about. But, hey, caffeine is caffeine, right?
Internet: Praise the Wi-Fi Gods!
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! Seriously, in this day and age, it's a MUST. No one wants to pay extra to stream cat videos, let's be honest. It was reasonably fast too. I managed to upload a couple of very important selfies, so I’m happy!
- Internet [LAN]: Yes, it’s available. For those of you who still exist using wires and LAN networks.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: This is Where Things Get Interesting…
- The Spa: Oh. My. God. The spa. I lived in that place. I had a massage that I think I still feel the benefits from. The sauna? Divine. The steam room? I may have accidentally fallen asleep in there. Don't judge me. The pool with a view? Amazing. Worth the price of admission alone.
- Fitness Center: I saw the fitness center. I didn't use the fitness center. I was too busy at the spa. Let's just say it looked like a perfectly good gym.
- Swimming Pool [Outdoor]: Beautiful, but definitely a bit crowded during the afternoon. Get there early! This is definitely the social hub, so if you’re looking to chat with fellow travelers, this is the spot.
- Body Scrub, Body Wrap: Yes and yes. Treat yourself. Don't be shy. Your skin will thank you.
Cleanliness and Safety: Obsessively Clean (Which I Approved of)
- COVID Protocols? They were all over it. Which, as someone who's become a compulsive hand washer, I appreciated.
- Anti-viral cleaning products? Probably. Didn't go around sniffing them, but everything looked spotless.
- Daily disinfection in common areas? Yup.
- Room sanitization opt-out available? Yep. They don’t force it on you, which is nice.
- Staff Trained: You could tell the staff was well trained. Not just with the basics, but they were all wearing masks, sanitizing stations and social distancing protocols.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Feast (Literally, and Figuratively)
- Breakfast [Buffet]: They were going above and beyond to keep their buffets safe, like a lot of individually-wrapped food. Pretty decent.
- Restaurants: Seriously, I ate way too much. The variety was pretty impressive.
- Room Service [24-hour]: Lifesaver after a late night at the poolside bar. And the food was actually pretty good.
- Poolside Bar: I mentioned that already, right? It’s practically my second home.
Services and Conveniences: Standard, but Solid
- Concierge: Super helpful. Made restaurant reservations, gave me directions, basically took care of anything I needed.
- Daily housekeeping: Efficient and unobtrusive. My room was always spotless.
- Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Ironing Service: All available. The ultimate convenience!
- Elevator: Important, because I'm lazy.
- Luggage Storage: Perfect.
- Cash withdrawal: Easy, and necessary.
For the Kids: Seemed OK
- Babysitting Service: Didn't see it in action, but it's available.
- Family/child friendly: Definitely. There were a lot of kids around.
Available in all rooms: This is where they won me over
- Air Conditioning: In EVERY room!
- Free Bottled Water: Hydration is key
- Coffee/tea maker: Essential
- Blackout curtains: Good for sleeping in, the BEST.
- Daily housekeeping: A clean room feels better.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
- Airport transfer: Convenient. Pricy, but convenient.
- Car park [free of charge]: Always a BONUS.
The Verdict: Worth It, If You're Looking for Pampering
Look, [Hypothetical Hotel Name] isn't perfect. But it’s damn good. The spa alone made the trip worthwhile. The cleanliness, the attentive staff, the overall experience - it all made for a really enjoyable stay.
My Quirky Anecdote:
Okay, so, this happened. I was in the steam room, blissed out and feeling like a goddess, when the sprinklers from the ceiling came on. It was an accident, it happens. But, the way they managed it… they turned the sprinklers off so fast. It was impeccable. This is an indication of the kind of hotel [Hypothetical Hotel Name] is.
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- You appreciate cleanliness.
- You want a hotel that tries really hard to be good.
- You love a good poolside bar (ME!)
- You want to pamper yourself and escape.
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Luxury Terrace Apartments in Kuwait: Fintas 2's Best Kept Secret!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this itinerary for the Rezen Select Hotel Shangjin in Wuzhen Jiaxing? It ain't gonna be your clinical, bullet-pointed travel brochure. This is a living document, a messy, beautiful beast reflecting the actual, slightly unhinged journey of one (me).
WARNING: May contain excessive enthusiasm, questionable food choices, and the occasional existential crisis brought on by a particularly gorgeous weeping willow.
Day 1: Arrival & That First Glimpse (aka, OMG, I'm Actually Here!)
Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Let's be honest, the "morning" started at about 2:30 AM, thanks to a particularly vivid dream about fighting giant dumplings with a spoon. Drag myself out of bed in my Beijing hotel. The flight from Beijing to Shanghai was somehow both exhilarating and deeply boring. Airports are a bizarre ecosystem, aren't they? So many people, all crammed together, pretending to be normal while secretly plotting to steal your overhead bin space.
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Shanghai… Shanghai! Then, the high-speed train to Jiaxing. I'm talking whoosh levels of speed. It was all a blur of rice paddies and the kind of impossibly blue sky that only exists in China. I got my first glimpse of the water towns during the train trip, and my heart did a little happy flip. I'd seen the pictures, sure, but photos never truly capture the vibe.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Finally, Wuzhen! The taxi driver navigated through a maze of tiny alleys to the Rezen Select Hotel. I am utterly, utterly charmed by the hotel itself. It’s all rustic chic, with exposed beams and a courtyard that just begs for quiet contemplation… or maybe a dramatic selfie session. (Don’t judge.)
Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Unpacked. Briefly. More accurately, I threw everything onto the bed and declared it "organized chaos." Walked around the hotel to see the courtyard, then the dining room and got a cup of tea. Decided to get a massage at the hotel spa, which was the best choice I've made in at least a year. My shoulders are back in place for the first time since high school.
Evening (6:00 PM - Late): Wandered out into the misty dusk of Wuzhen. The air hung thick with the scent of something… delicious. I wandered along the canals, and the lights reflected in the water like a thousand tiny, shimmering stars. The place just breathes history. I had a small meal at a little bistro overlooking the canal and ordered way too many dumplings, and then another order. Decided to get a taxi back to the hotel to rest, and saw the hotel was all lit up at night. It was magical.
Day 2: The Canals, the Chaos, and the Quest for the Perfect Noodle
Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Woke up and had to force myself out of that incredibly comfortable bed. It was like being hugged by a cloud. Had a delicious breakfast (noodles, of course!) and a strong, black coffee. I'm now officially in full tourist mode.
Morning (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Explored the West Scenic Zone. It's a riot of color and texture. The canals are lined with ancient buildings, shops crammed with everything you could imagine, and the air is singing with the sound of people laughing. I got completely lost (naturally) and ended up in a tiny alleyway filled with the most incredible street food. I made some new friends who were able to give me directions to the best noodle shop.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): The noodle quest! The one I wanted wasn't there, so I went to another one. It was delicious, the broth the perfect combination of savory and spicy. I inhaled it with a speed that I am not proud of but that felt absolutely necessary. (Pro-tip: Don’t wear white.)
Afternoon (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Decided to take a boat trip along the canals. It was a little on the touristy side, but the scenery was breathtaking. The water was so still it was like looking into a mirror, and the reflections of the ancient buildings were stunning. The boat driver kept yelling about the price, I made a very uncharacteristic noise and got my money's worth.
Evening (7:00 PM - Late): Back to the hotel, feeling blissfully exhausted. Had dinner at a fancy restaurant in the West Scenic Zone. Thought about going back to my room, but stayed out drinking with some locals and some other tourists.
Day 3: The Weeping Willow, and the Unnecessary Amount of Souvenirs
Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Coffee on the balcony of my room, watching the fog roll across the canals. It was so peaceful, and I swear I could almost hear the whispers of the past. Then, on my way to breakfast, I found a weeping willow by the river. I'm now seriously considering writing a poem.
Morning (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Went back to the West Scenic zone. After taking the pictures, I went to a shop and got some souvenirs. Bought some scarves, some hand-painted fans, and a little wooden frog that croaks. I'm not sure what I'll do with them, but I couldn't resist. It was a full-on shopping spree.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Decided to take a cooking class and learn to make some local dishes. Let's just say, my culinary skills are… developing. I set off the smoke alarm, and almost set my hair on fire, and my chef looked like he was about ready to cry. But hey, the food was edible!
Afternoon (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Wandered around the hotel, and met a very friendly cat. I named him 'Mr. Whiskers', and spent a good hour just basking in his furry presence. I am seriously thinking about adopting him.
Evening (7:00 PM - Late): Final dinner at the hotel's restaurant. Tried a dish I'd never heard of (fermented tofu?!) which both delighted and terrified me. Strolled along the canals one last time, soaking up the atmosphere. This place… this place has gotten under my skin. I'm not sure I want to leave.
Day 4: Departure (Sob… But, Let's Be Real, There's Noodles at the Airport)
Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Woke up and forced myself to pack. Said goodbye to Mr. Whiskers (sniff). Ate my last bowl of noodles, savoring every slurp. Checked out of the hotel with a heavy heart.
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Travel back to Shanghai and then to the airport. The same train took me back. Looked out at the landscape, and felt a strange sense of melancholy.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Goodbye to the Rezen Select Hotel Shangjin. Goodbye to Wuzhen. Until next time. Got my ticket, and found the noodle bar. You know me to be a creature of habit.
Afternoon (3:00 PM - Onwards): Headed to Beijing. Then, back home (ugh). But I'm already planning my return. And I'm definitely bringing more comfortable shoes next time.
So, what *IS* this thing even about? Like, what are we talking about here?!
Honestly? I'm not entirely sure. It started as a simple "Let's answer some questions" thing, but then my brain went full-on popcorn machine. So, brace yourself. It's gonna be a ride. Think of it as my brain barfing up all the thoughts, the anxieties, the moments of glorious triumph, and the sheer, mind-numbing *mundanity* of… well, *everything*. Expect tangents. Expect digressions. Expect me to forget what the heck the original question even WAS. You've been warned.
Okay, fine. Let's try a simple one. What do you consider to be your greatest personal achievement?
Oof. The pressure! Okay, I *could* say something impressive like, "Finally mastering that sourdough starter after 3 disastrous attempts." But honesty calls, doesn’t it? Actually, getting out of bed every single day, especially when the crushing weight of existence feels like a lead blanket? That's a win. Seriously. I mean, some days, I'm pretty sure my alarm clock is a sadist, and I actively consider faking my own death to avoid the commute. But I get up. I keep going. So, yeah, staying vertical. A truly momentous, and surprisingly hard, victory.
Alright, let's get a little more practical. What's your biggest regret?
Oh boy. This one's a doozy. Okay, I'm going to share something, but it's embarrassing. I was in college, and I had this HUGE crush. Like, eye-gazing, poetry-writing, stomach-flipping crush on this guy. And...I said NOTHING. Literally. Zilch. Nada. Could barely squeak a 'hello' out of my mouth. I spent MONTHS orbiting him like a pathetic moon, and then, poof, he was gone. And to this day, I kick myself! The potential for a hilarious, heartbreaking, or life-affirming experience – all just vanished because I was too chicken. So yeah, not saying something when I should have. That's a big one. Don't be me. Say the thing! Even if it's clumsy. Especially if it's clumsy.
What's something that always makes you laugh?
Okay, so, I'm REALLY easy to please. Bad puns? Sold. Clumsy squirrels? I'm there. But the thing that always, ALWAYS gets me? My dog, when he tries to 'dig' in the carpet. He's a little chihuahua, and his paws are comically tiny. He'll be going at the rug with the ferocity of a lumberjack, and it's just… pitiful. And hilarious. I've nearly choked myself laughing at the sheer futility of his efforts. He looks so determined, totally unaware of how ridiculous he is. I think I'll put a video here.
What's the worst advice you've ever received?
"Fake it 'til you make it." Ugh. That phrase. It's a recipe for disaster, I tell you! It leads to imposter syndrome, sleepless nights, and a constant feeling of impending doom! I tried it, and all I got was a panic attack in a boardroom meeting. Seriously, be *genuine*. Embrace the awkwardness. Admit you don't know everything. It's *so* much less stressful. Because pretending you're capable when you're not? That's just asking for things to fall apart, and boy, did they ever.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Teleportation. Hands down. No contests. Think of the possibilities! Avoiding rush hour? BAM! Instant vacation? ZOOM! Getting groceries in ten seconds? YES, PLEASE! I could visit my friends across the country, skip the airport nightmare… I could even teleport directly into the fridge for a midnight snack. The ultimate power. Plus, think of the money I'd save on gas and plane tickets! Okay, now I'm getting a bit carried away. But still, teleportation! Imagine the joy of not having to sit in traffic... *sigh*
What are you most proud of?
Honestly? Surviving. And not just surviving, actually *living*. I’ve been through some stuff. Yeah, we all have, but the journey is unique to the person experiencing it. Being able to face the day, to find joy in the little things, to keep learning and growing, even when it's hard... Yeah, I'm proud of that. It's still a work in progress, constantly evolving, but it's *mine*. And maybe that's the point.
What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you?
Okay, buckle up for this one. This happened a few years ago, and I *still* can't explain it. I was walking home from work, it was late, and rainy. You know, the typical dreary urban scene. As I rounded the corner, I swear, I saw a flock of pigeons, *wearing tiny little top hats.* I'm not kidding. Top hats! I stopped dead in my tracks, gawking. They just kept walking, flapping their little wings, wearing those absurd hats. Now, maybe it was the rain, maybe it was the exhaustion, maybe… I don’t know what it was! But it was real. And I'll go to my grave swearing those pigeons were the most dapper birds on the planet. I've never figured out what happened. Did a circus come to town? Were they pigeons from outer space? It's the kind of weirdness you can't really explain. It still pops into my head from time to time, and I burst out laughing.
If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?
Honestly? My late grandmother. Not in some grand, intellectual way. Just… her. I miss her laugh, her terrible cooking (which she insisted was the best in the world), her way of making you feel loved, even when you were a complete mess (which, let's be honest, was often). I'd giveRest Nest Hotels
