Escape to Paradise: Metepec's Luxurious Suites Inn la Muralla Hotel & Spa
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the whirlwind that is the Inn La Muralla Hotel & Spa in Metepec. Forget the perfectly polished travel brochures. We're getting real here – the good, the maybe not so good, and the downright phenomenal. Let’s get messy. Let’s get honest. Let’s see if this “Escape to Paradise” actually delivers.
First Impressions & Accessibility: The Good, the Not-So-Bad, and Me, Stumbling In
Right off the bat, let's address the elephant (or, more accurately, the wheelchair) in the room: Accessibility. La Muralla touts itself as accessible. Touts. I’m not a wheelchair user, but I do have a friend who is, and I always keep an eye out. They claim "Facilities for disabled guests". Okay, I am reading through this whole damn thing. Okay, the elevator is a huge plus. Exterior corridor? Easy peasy for maneuvering. Facilities for disabled guests? We need specifics. Let's hope those claims stack up with reality when it comes to actual room access and bathroom setups.
This hotel, I feel like I should say, is a castle with several rooms, a hotel in the heart of Metepec, and the town in general is a bit… challenging. If you're thinking flat, breezy, and flawlessly paved, then you're in for a rude awakening. Metepec is charming, sure, but “rolling hills” doesn’t accurately describe the terrain. Be prepared for some bumpy rides and cobblestone challenges. I'll need to get a literal on-the-ground report. (Hit me up if you know, I want to know ASAP).
Navigating the Inn: A Whiff of Clean, a Hint of… Something Else?
Cleanliness and safety is something I take VERY seriously these days. The whole freaking world has. La Muralla gets some serious points here. They’re clearly trying. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Double check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Hallelujah, baby! They say they have professional-grade sanitizing services. And the staff training in safety protocol? Okay, I'm starting to trust them. This is a must-have in my book.
The hand sanitizer stations were everywhere. And honestly, I appreciated it. It’s the little things. The doctor/nurse on call felt reassuring, and the first aid kit should make you feel relieved. I like the extra mile they take for hot water linen and laundry washing. Let's hope it's not too clinical.
The Room: Sanctuary or… Is That My Fault, or Hotel-Era Nostalgia?
So, let's drill down to the room itself, because that's where the rubber meets the road, baby. The room types, in the info sheet, do look enticing.
- Air conditioning is a must! I’m a furnace incarnate.
- Alarm clock? Probably. Ugh.
- Bathrobes? YES. Because lounging.
- Blackout curtains? Thank. God. Sleep is a precious commodity.
- Coffee/tea maker? Essential. I can't function until that first cup.
- Free bottled water? Always welcome. Hydration is key.
- Hair dryer? Saves me a lot of grief.
- High floor? That's not a must but I like, you know.
- In-room safe box? Gotta keep those travel gems safe.
- Internet access – wireless? I want to feel that signal. Everywhere.
- Ironing facilities? Necessary evil.
- Mini bar? Temptation, personified.
- Non-smoking? Good.
- Private bathroom? Duh.
- Refrigerator? Yes, please.
- Satellite/cable channels? For those lazy evenings.
- Seating area? Gotta chill somewhere.
- Shower? I'll take it.
- Slippers? Little luxuries.
- Smoke detector? Safety first!
- Soundproofing? Yes, please. Peace and quiet is a blessing.
- Telephone? For calling room service, of course.
- Toiletries? Hoping for something a step above the standard hotel fare.
- Wake-up service? Sometimes necessary.
- Wi-Fi [free]? YES! Essential.
- Window that opens? Fresh air is a gift.
I’m a sucker for the small things, you know? Bedding details, linen quality are what matter. I'm picky about mattresses. Praying the bed isn't one of those rock-hard slabs that make you feel like you’ve been sleeping on a park bench. Fingers crossed for a decent pillow!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Let's Talk Grub
Alright, let’s talk food – because, let's face it, a good hotel is often judged by how often you can grab a snack at your fingertips. La Muralla throws a lot out there:
- A la carte in restaurant;
- Asian breakfast; is it weird?
- Asian cuisine in restaurant; Intriguing.
- Bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant; sign me up!
- International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants: I’m interested
- Salad in restaurant,Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant: Okay, they're covering their bases
- Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Alright, good stuff
Okay, so they have a breakfast buffet. I love a good buffet. But hate a bad one. Crossing fingers for fresh fruit and not soggy scrambled eggs. Considering the amount of services, the room service [24-hour] is a lifesaver. And with a snack bar, you can always grab a bite.
They mention they have alternative meal arrangement, which is good. I'm hoping they also offer individually-wrapped food options, which is a must-have now. And for sure the safe dining setup.
Things to Do: From Massages to… More Massages?
The Spa at La Muralla sounds promising, doesn't it? It promises a range of experiences to relax. They offer a Body scrub, a Body wrap, a Foot bath. They have a Gym/fitness, which… maybe. Let’s be honest, I'm more of a "relax by the pool" kind of person, but good to know it’s there.
The Massage sounds amazing. I love a good massage. Pool with view? YES. Sauna, Spa/sauna, and Steamroom? Again, yes, please. And a Swimming pool and Swimming pool [outdoor]. Seriously, a pool with a view? That’s where I want to be.
Services and Conveniences: The Extras That Make or Break a Stay
They offer the basics. Air conditioning in public areas. Concierge. Currency exchange. Daily housekeeping. Dry cleaning. Elevator. Laundry service. Luggage storage.
Meeting/banquet facilities? Fine. Who knows. Gift/souvenir shop? Sure. Smoking area? For the smokers out there. Terrace? Yes, I'm always there, for as long as it takes for me to finish whatever I'm going to do.
For the Kids: Babysitting, or… More Babysitting?
They mention they are family/child friendly, Kids facilities, and Babysitting service. I have no kids yet, but hopefully these are top-notch.
Getting Around: Parking, Airport Transfers and Such
La Muralla offers: Airport transfer. Car park [free of charge]. Car park [on-site]. Taxi service. Valet parking.
It’s good to note that they offer Car power charging station, which is good.
The Verdict: Is This Paradise? Maybe. Definitely Worth a Shot.
Okay, the Inn La Muralla Hotel & Spa in Metepec has a lot going for it. It’s got style, they got the basics down. Lots of amenities. The cleanliness and safety protocols are a huge win. The spa sounds divine. The dining options seem varied.
But here's the truth: Every hotel has its flaws. Every hotelier is trying to do stuff. The devil is in the details, and until I experience it firsthand, I can only hope the reality lives up to the hype. But based on what I’ve seen? It's definitely worth a look.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to descend into the glorious chaos that was my trip to Suites Inn la Muralla Hotel & Spa in Metepec, Mexico. Forget slick itineraries and perfect planning – this is more like a slightly-burnt, but still delicious, Mexican feast.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Tortilla Debacle
1:00 PM: Arrive at Mexico City Airport (MEX). Holy moly, the sheer energy of that place! It’s like a pinball machine of humanity. Finding the shuttle to Metepec was an Olympic sport in translation and frantic waving. I swear, I almost got on the wrong bus. Imagine the horror – ending up in Tijuana instead of Metepec! The thought gave me the shivers.
3:00 PM: Check-in at Suites Inn La Muralla. The hotel? Pretty swanky, with that classic stucco and wrought-iron charm. The front desk lady, bless her heart, spoke English with the sweetest lisp. I initially messed up the reservation (classic me, right?!) and almost didn't have a room. Panic. Then, relief! We’re in!
3:30 PM: Room Reconnaissance. Okay, the room. Clean. View? Okay. A little… functional. The bed looked comfy enough for a nap, so I thought, "Why not?"
4:00 PM: Tortilla Hunt (and Failure). I'm a fool for a good tortilla. I was determined to eat some. So, I wandered around the hotel. Restaurant closed. I looked around. No restaurant nearby. I was crushed. This is Mexico! Tortillas should be mandatory!
5:00 PM: Poolside Panic. Okay, so the pool looked inviting. But I didn't pack a bathing suit. Of course I didn't. So, I stood there, awkwardly admiring the water, trying to decide if I could wear my underwear in the pool. Decided against it. More panic.
7:00 PM: Dinner – Finally! Found a little taco place a short walk away. The aroma! It was like my stomach was singing a mariachi song. I ordered everything. And I mean everything. Tacos al pastor, some spicy green salsa that lit my mouth on fire in the best possible way, and…the tortilla salvation! They were homemade, warm, and perfect. Suddenly, all the travel stress vanished.
8:00 PM: Mild Meltdown. Ate too much, and felt a little queasy. Realized I haven't slept in 24 hours. Stumbled back to the hotel.
9:00 PM: Sleep. Passed out immediately. So good.
Day 2: Culture, Spa, and a Pigeon Conspiracy
8:00 AM: Breakfast Trauma. The hotel breakfast. Okay, it was fine. But I was desperately missing those amazing street tacos already. The coffee was weak, the fruit was…meh. I needed a taco intervention.
9:00 AM: Exploration of Metepec. I decided to be a tourist. Metepec is a charming little town, full of ceramics and cobblestone streets. I visited the Museo del Barro, a ceramic museum. The pottery was beautiful, the stories behind the pieces were moving. I felt a swell of emotion, looking at all of them.
12:00 PM: Spa Day! I got the massage. It was heavenly. I almost fell asleep. Now I felt relaxed.
2:00 PM. That Lunch. Another taco paradise. I am obsessed.
4:00 PM: Pigeon Conspiracy. I was sitting outside, trying to enjoy a book, and a flock of pigeons. They were everywhere. I think they were judging me. They probably knew about the underwear-pool incident. I decided they were plotting something. Probably world domination through bird droppings.
7:00 PM: Dinner Dilemma. Back to the taco place. Of course. But should I order something new? Or stick with what I know is pure bliss? The waiter gave me a knowing look. "Same as always?" He asked. It gave me the warm fuzzies. Made me feel like a local, for a moment.
8:00 PM: Stargazing. The hotel had a small rooftop area. The stars in the sky were bright and clear. I can barely see them from my hometown. It was beautiful.
9:00 PM: Sleep. The best sleep.
Day 3: Departure and the Ghost of Tortillas Past
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast Revisited. Still. The breakfast wasn't great. But, I'm a big girl. I survived.
- 9:00 AM: Last-Minute Souvenir Hunt. Found some beautiful ceramics and some really awful fridge magnets. I settled.
- 11:00 AM: Check-out. Said goodbye to the friendly front desk lady. Feeling sad to leave.
- 12:00 PM: Tortilla Withdrawal Symptoms. One last taco run. I ate until I had to waddle. My last taste of heaven
- 1:00 PM: Shuttle to the airport. Bye bye Mexico. You were awesome.
Final Thoughts:
Suites Inn la Muralla was a good base camp. The hotel was a little… sterile. But the city itself? Absolutely worth it. I’m still dreaming about those tacos, the colors, and the friendly people. I almost got lost. I ate too much. I made an ass of myself a few times, but you know what? That’s travel. That's life. And I wouldn't trade it for a perfect, boring itinerary. Now, where's my next adventure…? And more importantly, where are the tortillas?
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1. So, "Luxurious Suites Inn" eh? Is it *actually* luxurious? Or is it just… shiny?
Okay, here's the tea: "luxurious" is a *loaded* word. Let's just say, it *mostly* delivers. The suites themselves? Pretty darn swanky. Picture oversized beds you could get *lost* in, plush robes (finally!), and bathrooms that are bigger than my first apartment. The first time I saw the jacuzzi tub, I almost squealed like a five-year-old. Almost. (Okay, maybe I *did* squeal a little.) But… there were a few minor hiccups, like, you know, the slightly leaky faucet in the fancy-schmancy bathroom. Nothing a strategically placed towel couldn't handle, but still. You'd hope the "luxurious" label would come with zero leaky faucets. Also, the "complimentary" fruit basket? More like a sad collection of two apples and a rapidly browning banana. Come on, guys! Spoil me a *little*!
2. La Muralla Hotel & Spa – What's the deal with the spa? Is it worth ditching Netflix for?
Oh. My. Goodness. The spa. That's where this whole thing REALLY shines. I'm one of those people who finds it very hard, to just relax, so it was an achievement to be in a calm state. The moment I walked in, the air was filled with this intoxicating blend of lavender and… something else I couldn't quite place, but it was pure bliss. The treatments? To die for. I got a massage that melted away every single knot of tension I'd been carrying around. The masseuse, Maria, I swear, had magic hands. Seriously, she should be knighted. Also, you should *definitely* try the mud bath. I felt like Cleopatra. Except, you know, less regal and more… covered in mud. Still, it was amazing. The only slight downside? The relaxation room. It was… *too* relaxing. I nearly fell asleep and snored the place down. Mortifying.
3. How's the food? Give it to me straight! I NEED to know. I'm a foodie.
Okay, foodie, let's talk food. The restaurant, *El Jardín Secreto* (The Secret Garden - how pretentious, I love it!), is a mixed bag. Breakfast was… surprisingly good. Think fresh fruit, fluffy omelets, and the best damn coffee I had in Metepec. Lunch? Pretty decent, nothing groundbreaking, but solid. Dinner, though… Here's where things get a little… *complicated*. One night, I ordered the "Chef's special". Bad mistake. It arrived looking like a plate of something that might have been vaguely edible. The texture was… off. And the taste? Well, let's just say, I politely ate half and then discreetly asked for the check. The next night, I went for the safe option: the pasta. It was delicious! So, the moral of the story? Pick your dishes wisely, and maybe stick to the classics. OR, be adventurous and take your chances, but be prepared to have an amazing story to tell.
4. The location! Is it convenient for exploring Metepec?
Absolutely! The hotel is right in the heart of Metepec, which is *fantastic*. You can wander around the town square, check out the colourful houses, and poke your head into the artisan shops (you *will* want to buy something, trust me). It's all very walkable, which is a HUGE plus. No taxis, no fuss. One thing though – the cobblestone streets? Cute, but they're murder on heels. Wear comfy shoes! I learned that the hard way. Also, keep an eye out for the stray dogs. I’m not kidding, they are EVERYWHERE. They're pretty chill, though. Mostly.
5. What’s the vibe like at the hotel? Romantic getaway? Family-friendly? Party central?
Definitely leans towards the romantic getaway vibe. There were a lot of couples, whispering sweet nothings and gazing into each other’s eyes. I felt a little… third-wheel-ish at times, honestly. It's not really the place for a raucous party. And while I saw families with kids, it isn't really geared towards it, so think of it as a quiet sanctuary. It's the sort of place where you can actually *hear* yourself think (and maybe the occasional leaky faucet). So, pack your most romantic outfits, or your comfiest pajamas!
6. Okay, you're making me curious. Tell me about ANY problems. What was the WORST thing?
Alright, alright, let's get real. The WORST thing… (and this is minor but it kinda bugged me), was the noise from the street at night. Metepec is a lively town, which is great, but the hotel isn't totally soundproofed. You could hear the occasional car horn or the distant chatter of people enjoying nightlife. It wasn’t *awful*, but if you're a super light sleeper (like me!), pack some earplugs. Definitely bring earplugs. Also, on the first day, I struggled to get the TV to work. But then, it’s not a big deal. I mean, who wants to watch TV when there’s a jacuzzi tub?! But still…
7. Would you go back? Be honest here!
You know what? Absolutely. Flaws and all, I had an AMAZING time. The spa alone is worth the price of admission. And despite the leaky faucet and the slightly iffy chef's special, the good outweighed the bad by a mile. Metepec is a gorgeous town and La Muralla Hotel & Spa offered me a haven to relax and recharge. Plus, I need to go back and attempt that mud bath again. For science, obviously.
8. Are there any must-dos or pro-tips you learned during your stay?
YES! Okay, listen up. Pro-tip number one: BOOK A MASSAGE ASAP. Seriously, do it. Don't delay. Number two: Bring comfy shoes. Cobblestones are evil. Number three: Explore Metepec! It's a beautiful little town. Number four: Try the coffee. It's fantastic. And finally, number five: Don't be afraid to try something new, even if it's the "Chef's special." You might find something wonderful (or at least have a good story to tell!). Oh. And tip your masseuse generously because that woman will change your life.
9. Any recommendations for food outside of the hotel?
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